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Life's a Joke Feat. mv

from Hydrophonix by evvnflo

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Intro verse (evv'n'flo, mv):
Good evening ladies and gentlemen I’m tonight’s comedian
Some of the ladies I’m seein seem to be the seediest
I’ve /seen in a bit or their men are just way too lenient
Some of /you are too gentle to ever second guess a lady friend

Speaking of friends I had one tell me how he reached his dating end
He /got home from a meeting to see his wife an some guy eating in….
1/ His bedroom, “that’s messed dude you don’t know what it feels like
In/ real life to have a people creep in to steal your wife”

/ I don’t mean to be Rude Sorry she left you
I believe it was the best move I can smell the cheap booze
on your breath ooh! And im not even next to you
Fuck you come down here I’ll rip your head loose

I didn’t /fight in nam for this shit right on the frontline
Ok sunshine I know it sounds unkind but
Some /laugh n some cry its better to be the latter n up high
I’ve been to hell n back looked in the devils eyes

What works for me is whiskey So shush guy
I hope when they arrive to arrest you they have a your cuff size
Were all the butt of lifes joke sometimes alright?
But you happen to be the punch line tonight

cuz life's a joke....
Yeeeeeah cuz
life's a joke and the humans i laugh at
the /gods are crazy inventing booties and ass cracks

Verse2 (evv'n'flo):
I /choose to be happy in fact others are backstabbin
While /usually actin all angry is just a bad habit
/Problems that’re little git widdled into sharp tips
Its /pitiful getting stuck in the middle of arguments

All of its nonsense, arguing w no clarity
It /doesn’t resolve shit, that’s part of the parody
Some folks got 1st world issues n moodiness
Choosen to let everthing git to you is humerous (cuz)

Chorus:
cuz Lifes a joke :)hahahaha:) :) :) :)

verse3 (mv):
It was all a /joke! like The Comedian
Extortion overseas ceos flee to tahiti an'
it's obscene how little we pay teachers, how much we pay athletes
competing and the owners' truly reeling in

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt
when the bums are bummin' change some are bummed when they miss dessert
This'll work, vaccinate you from them viruses
end up with blind irises; Why so serious?

I'm just clownin around; what's the matter dude?
"I'm just not in the laughin' mood." Oh, pad the room!
Too bad for you, I don’t like your attitude
these Mad Hatter 'shrooms will help you reach your faster doom

Behind music, laughter is the best medicine
Lead us not into temptation out of a recession
Don't laugh at my expenses, situation's horrendous
Work for 50 fucking years and then lose your pension

did i mention? Stressin don't help ease the tension-
hella evident like Evan's flo is heaven sent, convicted with no
evidence. I guess the moral of the story is,
you feel like life's a joke go see Oracle and Morpheus.


Chorus2x:
cuz Lifes a joke :)hahahaha:) :) :) :)


verse 4 (evv'n'flo):
Everybody rejoice these chicks be moist and dancing
/ Only mug each other with b-boy stances
Cuz/ if you aint had your life taken in a bad fire
Might as well have a try at makin it satire

If you /ain’t broke on the side of the road w a flat tire
For/get the stupid nuisances at least attempt to act wiser
If you coppin crack viles on a regular basis
life isn’t ruined but you could say that it’s wasted

Its /all in how you look at it, the way that you take it
Even /those that have made it famous complain n complain n bitch
Dang it’s the same old shit, a game of whose angriest
Played with all hatefulness, n aint it a shame to win

cuz /If you aint ready to joke you better go home cuz everyone knows that
Nobody likes an ignorant fool cold like an Eskimo (so)
Eventually you’ll regret that your old n never been told to let it all go
Then you begin to remember this flow seconds before the end of your rope

evv’n’flo…….mentum mo………life’s a joke

credits

from Hydrophonix, track released October 10, 2011

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evvnflo Portland

evv’n'flo is a Portland local born and raised who has produced music for 13 yrs & performed shows all over PDX & Philly for 8 yrs with various bands like Flomentum or the funky/soulful group Dirty Revival!
Last year he released Hydrophonix, this year the album Liquid-E is almost complete. He is performing frequently in 2013 & always working on greater songs & shows. contact - evan.simko@gmail.com
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